hiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - again..............

bui wanted to see photos..

me and soosern being fobby

here they are:

sooosern's eyebrow

hehehe.. fobbsssss

JULIA!

SOOSERN!

SOOOSERN.. again

omgosh.. i've jst been reading "World of Ripley's Believe It or Not!" and it's sooooo fasinating!! hilarious, mind blowing and freaky at the same time! here's some stuff i found interesting:

Tragic Turns
Little Mickie Kennedy lived with his parents in the Western District of Victoria in the 1940s. He seemed an ordinary child, until he began to speak. His first words were, "Mummy dead and Daddy gone." He repearted this phrase over and over for three years, much to the surprise and horror of his parents, until one night, on his parents' ninth wedding anniversary, his father murdered his mother. At the exact same moment that his father was sentenced to death, Mickie stopped repeating the phrase, and suddenly, inexplicably died.

(fuck.. i swear, after i finished reading this. the hairs on the back of my neck stood up! that is sooo freaky.. like the baby came to earth just to give that prophercy to his parents...)

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A man deposited $50 in the bank

withdrew$   20   leaving$   30
withdrew     15   leaving     15
withdrew       9   leaving       6
withdrew       6   leaving       0
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TOTALS   $50                  $51<<<
where does the extra dollar come from??

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A Philadelphian Committed Suicide and Left the Following Note:

I married a widow with a grown daughter. My father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, thus becoming my son-in-law, and my step-daughter became my mother because she was my father's wife. my wife gave birth to a son, who was of course my father's brother in law, and also my uncle for he was the brother of my step-mother. My father's wife became the mother of a son, who was, of course, my brother, and also my grandchild for he was the son of my daughter. Accordingly, my wife was my grandmother because she was my mother's mother - I was my wife's husband and grandchild at the same time - and as the husband of a person's grandmother is his grandfather - I AM MY OWN GRANDFATHER!

- Mark Twain

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Eccentric (hilarious) Epitaphs

"Here lies John Phillips accidentally shot as a mark of affection by his brother"

"Some Mother's Son"  <<<--- this one's hilarious!

"In memory of Ellen Shannon, Aged 26. Fatally burned 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with Danforth's non-explosive fluid."

"here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake"

"Owen Moore
Is gone away
Owin' more
Than he could pay"
hahahahhahahaha......

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Nutty Names

- Another Smith
- William Williams lived on Williams St in Williamsburg, Kansas.
- Dina Might
- Iccolo Miccolo payed the piccolo for the Los Angeles Philharmonic Orchestra.
- Dr. Besick was a doctor in Chicago, Illinois.
- A. C. Current was an electrical contractor in Tontogany, Ohio. His son's name? D. C. Current
- Sam Heller was a ham seller in Richmond, Virginia.
- Doctor Lawyer was a mayor in Ironwood, Michigan.

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umm... that's it for now.. i'll post more next time =]

oxx.

omgosh!!! i just had a whole blog written up, but i accidently closed it!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

lols

therefore.. i ain't writing out everything...

yesterday was fun.. and hopefully the ppl that stayed later didn't get too drunk =]

and here are the photos from the bbq.. i forgot to take photos at night.. so...><!!

that's it for now!!!

oxx.

ps. wished lily&mando could've came... =]

OH MY FUCKING GODZILLA.......

i finally finished my exams!! wooot!! so happy!! PARTY!!!!

PARTY ON SATURDAY!! EVERYONE INVITED!!

lmaos...><!

okay, i stole this off jess' blog

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The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time. We have more university degrees but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgement; more experts, yet more problems; more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but redueced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbour. We conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted to soul. We've conguered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divource, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this entry to you.

AND REMEMBER.. life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the mements that take our breath away.

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All this is true and very depressing. We live in an extremely materialistic world. There is no sense of community, no friendship, no kindness that people in the olden days take for granted. People have become selfish bastards. But sometimes, we all need to stop and appreciate the little things that make life worth living.

oxx. Julia

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hellos pplz,

me and julia's party comn up, so i need ur 10-20bux by sunday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIA!!!!!!

two days late but still gud =D